Superheroes were our first love as kids. The idea of a superhero swooping in to save a life is fascinating for every kid. Some superheroes may be blessed gods from another universe, while others are just brilliant, wealthy people who can more or less do whatever they want, whenever they want. Whatever their superpower may be, or whatever comic universe they come from, most of them share one thing in common: an incredibly witty sense of humour. From Iron Man to Deadpool, Hulk to Aquaman, there is no shortage of wisecracks among superheroes. Here are a few jokes about them.
Q. When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?
A. In the ‘sith’ grade
Q. Which is Doctor Octopus’s favourite month?
Q. What is a superhero’s favourite drink?
A. Fruit punch
Q. Where do a lot of superheroes live?
A. Cape Town
Q. What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A. A’ ferrous’ wheel
Q. What’s the difference between a robber and Batman?
A. Batman can get into a store without robin’.
Q. What do you call Batman when he skips church?
A. Christian Bale!
Q. What does Peter Parker say when he is asked what he does for a living?
A. He says he is a web designer.
Q. What would Batman be doing if he wasn’t this rich?
A. He would be robin’.
Q. What would happen if the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up?
A. They would be ‘alloys’
Q. What did Batman get when he went out shopping?
A. He got ham.
Q. Why did Spiderman join the swim team?
A. Because Spiderman had webbed feet
Q. Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
A. Because he was the Bane of his existence
Q. What do you call Iron Man without his metal suit?
A. Stark Naked
Q. What is Batman’s favourite thing to put in his drinks?
A. Just ice
Q. What did Iron Man say to Spiderman?
A. Don’t bug me
Q. Why did Batman and Robin stop going fishing together?
A. Because Robin used to eat all the worms
Q. What happened when Batman was late to play baseball with Robin?
A. There was a Wayne delay
Q. Why was baby Superman the only kid who was allowed at the playground?
A. Because there was a sign that said ‘Supervision required’
Q. Which superhero can hit the most home runs?
Q. Which was the Batman comic that never got to be written?
A. “Batman’s Worst Enemy” by the author Joe Kerr.
Q. Which is the most favourite dish for Loki?
Q. Which superhero uses public transportation?
A. Bus Lightyear
Q. What was the name of Captain America when he was younger?
A. Lieutenant America