I had a call from a customer at my IT company asking if it’s best to use linux because he has no windows in the room where his pc is that he wants to get running! I don’t know if he was serious but I received a similar story by letter a few weeks later!

Delighted to give introductory IT lessons to my seemingly prodigious nephew of 4, Nat.
I got my first question in a ‘wots dat’ infantile curious manner.
“That is a wireless MOUSE“, I explained …
I got a call from my sister 2 hours after I departed that Nat was livid and confused.
The reason; sandy the cat didnt seem to like the MOUSE he put in its water bowl.